Peter Marshall: Why is the booby bird called the booby bird? She had so many children she didn't know what to do". ~ (Paul Lynde), I cant even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. 2002-2003, 2004: From the Celebrity Capital of the World, it's Hollywood Squares, starring (insert celebrities), and this week's Center Square, (insert celebrity), and your host, Tom Bergeron! Paul Lynde: I guess we can rule out Jimmy Carter Peter Marshall: Back in the 1870s, Emile Berliner invented something, and without it, I wouldn't be able to do my job. A character actor with a distinctively campy and snarky persona that often poked fun at his barely closeted homosexuality, Lynde was well known for his roles as Uncle Arthur on Bewitched, the befuddled father Harry MacAfee in Bye Bye Birdie, and as a regular "center square" panelist on the game show The Hollywood Squares from 1968 to 1981. Each completed game is worth $300/250. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. Game Shows Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. It's full of witches and spooks and strange creatures of the night. Paul Lynde: [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. Peter Marshall: Uh-huh. Peter Marshall: [still laughing] You certainly are! George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment. ", 1998-2002:"This week/Tonight, (insert celebrity names), and starring Whoopi Goldberg, with Tom Bergeron your host/your host Tom Bergeron, all on Hollywood Squares! He had an extremely spunky and snarky attitude. - Tom Bergeron, "Object of the game is to get three stars in a row either across, up and down or diagonally. Now you must listen to that answer and tell us whether it's right or wrong. Rate this quote: (0.00 / 0 votes) 877 Views. ~ (Paul Lynde). Peter Marshall: You're a 71-year-old man who has lost interest in sex. He features legends about entertainment and sports at his website, Legends Revealed and other pop culture features at Pop Culture References. He could sell those women anything. Peter Marshall: Paul, how do we know the first Union flag was sewn by Betsy Ross? Peter Marshall: Oscar, aren't you proud again? [Tony Randall has just been asked a question]. ~ (Paul Lynde)if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[728,90],'internetpillar_com-box-3','ezslot_6',183,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-box-3-0');Save, Im Liberace without a piano. I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. Paul Lynde: Well, here I am again ABC's answer to Trick-Or-Treat. In the latest TV Legends Revealed, find out whether Paul Lynde being center square on Hollywood Squares was part of his contract with the show. Now when it's your turn, you decide your strategy and you pick a star, then we ask the star a question. The last time I saw it was when I didn't buy their cookies. I can remember the first joke ever written for him was, Paul, why do motorcyclists wear leather? Because chiffon wrinkles. It was wonderful. Rich Little: [doing his impersonation of her] Why, that would be Carol Channing! Oscar the Grouch: But I like being miserable; that makes me happy. Is she normal? *Aren't you glad * he used Dial? I can't help how my face loonks. The winner of each will receive $500 in cash. Q. Quotes.net. Asked "You're the world's most popular fruit. Q. A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark. Dollars)). Peter Marshall: In the Shakespearean play "King Lear", King Lear had three of them - Goneril, Cordelia, and Regan? Paul Lynde: Occasionally. But be careful,because our stars have the tendency to bluff you at all times." Ive used it over and over again. Paul Lynde: [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. Housekeeper: Everything. Joan Rivers: And how his secretary is a guy! Burt Reynolds: People think I'm not normal because I keep taking her temperature. Peter Marshall: According to the nursery rhyme, "There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. Peter Marshall: True or false, on a recent talk show, Joey Heatherton said, "I am not a sexpot.". / What shall we do with the drunken sailor? - Peter Marshall (1966-1982), "X/Circle 'O' gets the square!" Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul - Gypsy folklore says that God created man by baking him in an oven. Peter Marshall: Eddie Fisher recently said, "I am sorry. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution. Hollywood Squares: Was Paul Lynde Contractually Guaranteed to be Center Square? Peter Marshall: True or false, Paul Revere had 16 children? 18 Jan. 2023. TV URBAN LEGEND: Paul Lynde was contractually guaranteed the center square on Hollywood Squares. Paul Lynde: [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. "Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.". Despite an urban legend to the contrary, Paul Lynde remained in the center at the producers' discretion. Jan Murray: I'm sorry, what? He would often poke fun at his sexual orientation (he would never shy away from it)! 1965 Pilot:"Wally Cox, Rose Marie, Morey Amsterdam, Gisele Mackenzie, Robert Q. Lewis, Vera Miles, Charley Weaver, Abby Dalton and Jim Backus,all in "THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES", brought to you by (insert sponsor tag). 43 Paul Lynde Quotes to Make You Happy and Cheerful. However, nothing was mentioned about him having to be center stage and as the show's creator, Heatter once noted, "We never had anyone competing to be in the center square.". She then she got up, walked over to Paul, smacked him on his shoulder, and walked back to her square laughing along with all the stars and the audience] Sometimes Ill just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. ~ (Paul Lynde)Save, Sandwiches are wonderful. Web. Author: Claire Legrand. In other words, you must earn the winning square yourself. The doctors name was Sylvia. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. In the course of their briefing, actual questions and answers may be given or discerned by the celebrities." Peter Marshall: On what night is a woman most likely to be molested? "I guess, then, I hate you for being so helpless. An anecdote related during the A&E Biography on Lynde described an earthquake that occurred during the Hollywood Squares taping that frightened and alarmed many of the guests. And this is Paul. (insert other seven celebrities and their own jobs before each one of them), and me, I'm Shadoe Stevens! Peter Marshall: This is a bluffing game! Kate Wicker, Bitterness gives ill-health and waste life.Gratefulness leads to good health and happy life. Peter Marshall: What is that small cute thing Burt Reynolds: Yeah? Ill read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. Charley Weaver: The people from Florida and the people from the Midwest. My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? Demond Wilson: Demond Wilson: What do you like for breakfast? Peter Marshall: Oscar, you've made a man very happy Oscar the Grouch: I'm sorry to hear that. Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? You dont need a spoon or a plate! Paul Lynde was born on June 13th, 1926. ~ (Paul Lynde). Peter Marshall: Paul, does Ann Landers think there is anything wrong with you if you do your housework in the nude? Paul Lynde: I always give a prize for the funniest costume. Peter Marshall: Rich, what land animal has the largest eyes? "I said, Everyone hates you. What did the Straw Man want? Housekeeper: [about her sister's house] It's well-preserved. To see the many zingers from the celebrities appearing on Squares, click here. Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie, 'What's The Matter With Helen?' Who plays Helen? Paul Lynde: Oh, negotiating for peace (piece). Fool, who needs her when you - when you've got you! It starts out kind of shaky, this hot, heavy knot in your chest. - Hollywood Squares Host, "As you know, the stars are briefed (before the show) to help them with the bluffs but they are hearing the actual questions for the first time (as they are asked)." George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em. Peter Marshall: Let me explain what that means Peter Marshall: You're in an airplane and you've developed engine trouble. Paul Lynde: [to Gene Simmons] Why don't you push the down button on your elevator shoes? Should you be upset if he talks about his secretary? Hollywood Squares was a very popular game show created by Merrill Heatter and Bob Quigley that debuted in 1966. [looks down to check his line, but it looks like he is looking at his crotch. If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death. (wikipedia) Paul Lynde Quotes. All in THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES!". According to experts you should loosen her clothing, and do one other thing. 2003-2004: From the Celebrity Capital of the World, it's Hollywood Squares, starring (insert celebrities), and our Center Square, Martin Mull, and your host, Tom Bergeron! Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. But what is the first line of the next verse? - Viewer (Whoever's watching also said by the late Bob Monkhouse from the British version of Hollywood Squares as Celebrity Squares), "Put an X/a circle 'O' (up/down/over) there!" I'm hated, I feel it. Whoever wins the most money and the end of the show will have a chance to drive away in one of these beautiful automobiles (cheers and whistles) we tossed a coin backstage, Steve won, so Steve will start. Peter Marshall: Whose motto is "Do Your Best"? You'll have lots of fun. "But since I can hardly hand out a questionnaire as regards their experiences in that regard, we'll have to leave it there. Peter Marshall: What's the one thing you should never do in bed? If Im not working, I dont know what to do. Peter Marshall: True or false, having a good memory is a sign of a well-adjusted personality. Ive never found an easy way. Top Paul Lynde Quotes. Inspiring Paul Lynde Quotes. Paul Lynde : [turns and looks at Leslie Uggams] Looks like you were overcooked. Paul Lynde: How disgusting that poor sailor! Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"? You feel like the hot, heavy knot in your chest is turning into a bubble. It's your job to pick one of the nine stars and it's my job to ask the star a question and you have to figure out if the star's giving a (possible) right/correct answer or a (possible) wrong answer/Be careful, these questions are bluffs and it'll might get you from our stars/just making one up and that's how they get the squares. Swami Kriyananda, Life is easy, life is delightful. The way you look at girls like you're scheming to corner them. I'll say the eyes because I read about it so much. It takes your mind off your balls, or something. What was it? In addition, some celebrities may have access to all of the game material." Now, here's the master of the Hollywood Squares, Bert Parks.". ", 1980 "Las Vegas" season:"From the Riviera hotel in Las Vegas, the entertainment capital of the world, it's the Hollywood Squares, with (insert celebrities), and Paul Lynde, all in The Hollywood Squares. ", Host Introduction: "And here's The Master of THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, Peter Marshall! And here's Tom Bergeron!". What kind of bird are you by the way? If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world. ~ (Paul Lynde), My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasnt been neglected. This is very important for (insert contestant)." If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? I have covered a number of them over the years in various Legends Revealeds, like how Elvis Presley, at one point, would require songwriters to credit Presley as co-writer of the songs and get half of their songwriting copyright in exchage for agreeing to do their songs (one artist famously refused to get credit himself, then, if he was forced to share with Presley) or how Roy Huggins was such a powerful TV writer and producer at one point that his studo contract stipulated that even his pseudonym would get his own parking space! Peter Marshall: True or false, on a recent talk show, Joey Heatherton said, "I am not a sexpot.". You've made a woman happy Oscar the Grouch: No! Mom would hand me the shower curtain. [Leslie Uggams laughed so hard she was lying across the desk. And the next thing you know, everything from your forehead down to your fingers and toes is on fire. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. ~ (Paul Lynde)if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[250,250],'internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-1','ezslot_1',192,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-1-0');Save, The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. Paul Lynde: Hi, I'm Paul Lynde. What? Peter Marshall: Paul, does Ann Landers think there is anything wrong with you if you do your housework in the nude? Peter Marshall: Paul, everyone knows the first verse. Maholtz asked me, "Why do you hate me?" I said, Everyone hates you. What should people from California be prepared for? Now, how did he spend his time in the geisha house? ~ (Paul Lynde), When I said I didnt have a cent, I didnt. What did she give her children to eat? He also lent his voice to Hanna-Barbera productions several times. It could be a chilly evening. Peter Marshall: According to the IRS, out of every 10 Americans audited, how many end up paying more taxes? Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Asked whether it was against the law in Texas to call a Marine a "sissy," Lynde quipped, "I guess Ill have to take the law into my own hands.". "Sandwiches are wonderful. - Hollywood Squares Host, "I'll take (insert celebrity) for the block/(5 square) win." Rose Marie: Gosh, Pete, I did that once and his wife caught us. Peter Marshall: Paul Lynde: Gee, I don't remember. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? "The Hollywood Squares Quotes." "Don't feel sorry for me, okay? [contestant freaks out; Marshall counts off five one-thousand-dollar bills]. It was on Hollywood Squares that Lynde was best able to showcase his comedic talents with short, salty one-liners, delivered in his trademark sniggering delivery. A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? At first it's tiny, like a spot of light in a dark room, but then it builds, pouring through you. Peter Marshall: What is that small cute thing Burt Reynolds: Yeah? That's why they asked the question. We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. Peter Marshall: Your sheep has a temperature of 102. Aren't you glad? David Brenner: You do? While he sadly had a short life, he was a very successful comedian, voice artist, game show panelist, and actor. I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT! Well, somebody had to be. Burt Reynolds: Small cute thing just below Cher's waist? It was my Avon Lady. Housekeeper: This is Ace. Except for the sap. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Host Introduction: And here's your host, Jo-o-o-o-o-o-hn Davidson! A great memorable quote from the The Hollywood Squares movie on Quotes.net - Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Does your doctor have anything to help you? Good, because in Yugoslavia your prize would be called, "Five thousand American dollars". remember, the way to gain a square is by determining if the celebrity is giving a correct answer!" Peter Marshall: What do most dentists say you should do with your dentures when you go to bed? On the show Hollywood Squares, two contestants compete in a game of tic-tac-toe to win cash and other prizes. . Now back to Peter Marshall/Okay/It's your turn/That's it, Peter!" What is it? Peter Marshall: In baseball, there's a special name for the area between a player's knees and his armpits. Peter Marshall: Arthur Hailey had a very successful movie and novel called "Hotel". Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Peter Marshall: Oscar, you've made a man very happy Oscar the Grouch: I'm sorry to hear that. Julia Quinn, The general nature of the speech act fallacy can be stated as follows, using "good" as our example. What was it? Peter Marshall: According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons? Steve Landesberg: That's okay, I've seen your act! Burt Reynolds: People think I'm not normal because I keep taking her temperature. Should you try to break him of his habit? I - I - I'm turning myself on. Rose Marie: Gosh, Pete, I did that once and his wife caught us. Paul Lynde: [in a deep overly-serious voice, singing popular TV jingle of the time] You look for, the Union Label, when you buy Big Bird: Gee, that's a silly question, Mr. Marshmallow. Peter Marshall: Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to her grandma's house. Because we're older but we're not the grown-ups who seem too far away to understand. Paul Lynde: How disgusting that poor sailor! " F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896-1940) Paul Lynde: [excitedly] HEY, CULLIGAN MAN! - (1971-1975), "The areas of questions designed for the celebrities and possible bluff answers are discussed with some celebrities in advance. It is true that Paul Lynde had a number of contractual disputes with the show, but it was strictly about money, not his role on the show. - Tom Bergeron, "You know how our game works, it's basic tic-tac-toe. You've made a woman happy Oscar the Grouch: No! Paul Lynde: [singing] # We wish you a Merry Christmas, / We we wish you a Merry Christmas. ~ (Paul Lynde), I wish I had the nerve not to tip. ~ (Paul Lynde). | Contact Us Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? Fool, who needs her when you - when you've got you! You know, though, they got no sense of humor. - (1968), "Areas of questions and possible bluff answers are discussed with the celebrities in advance. Peter Marshall: According to the World Book, what is the biggest bird on Earth? ""Well, that's very liberal of you," Caroline said with a sisterly smirk. His writing has been featured at ESPN.com, the Los Angeles Times, About.com, the Huffington Post and Gizmodo. Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb. There are boys who do not think of themselves at all when they dream. . Capped teeth? and one book, 100 Things X-Men Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die, from Triumph Books. Tony Randall: [staring dramatically into the camera] I don't *know*. What was it? What? Peter Marshall: Rich, what land animal has the largest eyes? You never wanted what I had. [the loud horn sounds to signify time running out on the nighttime show]. Love Hollywood Squares. There are boys so enraptured by love that they can't get their hearts to slow down enough to get some rest, and other boys so damaged by love that they can't stop picking at their pain. [another Secret Square is won courtesy of Oscar the Grouch]. If the contestant's answer was correct (like if they said "Disagree" and the celebrity got the trivia question wrong) than the contestant would get the square. Classic TV Shows . Peter Marshall: Wally, what is the signature phrase of the cartoon character Underdog? We'll see you Monday on the ([All] New) Hollywood Squares. Rose Marie: My face, I mean. -Tom Bergeron's closing (1998-2004, also the take care part was shown on both Bergeron's other shows, DWTS and AFV), "This is Jeffrey Tambor, the voice of Hollywood Squares, saying so long!" Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver. Peter Marshall: Paul, how many fingers in the girl scout salute? What a stupid question. I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT! I never take just water. Peter Marshall: At a recent hearing, opponents of flourinated water argued that too much flourine in a person's system can cause an uncontrolable desire for sex. Karen Valentine: Because they have big feet. David Brenner: Here's the news, do you ride a bike? He read this article and said he wanted the same amount and they said no. What should people from California be prepared for? So these were the 43 quotes from Paul Lynde. Contestants would call on the celebrities, who would then be asked a trivia question. So he left the show for a year. ~ (Paul Lynde), A room is like a stage. 1986-1987:"(insert eight celebrities and their own jobs before each one of them) And from the Center Square, (celebrity). - [From 1986, Shadoe will say John normally, through the rest of the run he will do it in this style. Peter Marshall: Can you get a closer shave in the morning or in the evening? Instead, Ill have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. Paul Lynde: [about Rover the vulture] I hope his bark is worse than his peck. I say those things without thinking, from hurnt. Charley Weaver: How many men are on the table? Peter Marshall: Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' ~ (Paul Lynde).if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[336,280],'internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-2','ezslot_9',190,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-internetpillar_com-large-mobile-banner-2-0'); My following is straight. Peter Marshall: Paul, how do we know the first Union flag was sewn by Betsy Ross? Election Day. Karen Valentine: Because they have big feet. Dollars) (including (insert the names of prizes)). Charley Weaver: Because both have round bottoms. 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